kamikazeworld:

fantasticsteve:

ohyousourwolf:

Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that

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(via marvelousmistermoustache)

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

(via marvelousmistermoustache)

Kate Bishop a.k.a. Hawkeye is actually the greatest sharpshooter known to man. (Shut up, Barton.) She’s practically an avenger. This is what happens when she gets sick of the other Hawkeye’s drama and heads out to L.A. The dog went with her.

(Source: danverskate, via marvelousmistermoustache)

last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

(Source: oddhour, via okiedokieartichokymate)

"Be soft, kind and loving. But also take nobody’s shit."

(via gnarly)

(Source: travel-as-a-happy-hippie, via paradoxxicalness)

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

(Source: rnultiplayer, via okiedokieartichokymate)

toxicwinner:

aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately 

(via artvevo)

alissawhitegluz:

One of the most important things about being in a band is chemistry with your fellow musicians. So, I like to give gifts to my bandmates to show them how much I care. Like here, for example, I’m generously serenading Oliver with a riveting acoustic bass + vocal arrangement. He loves it. Keep your bandmates happy! #kamelot #oliverpalotai #seantibbetts #thomasyoungblood #tommykarevik #caseygrillo #Alissawhitegluz

alissawhitegluz:

One of the most important things about being in a band is chemistry with your fellow musicians. So, I like to give gifts to my bandmates to show them how much I care. Like here, for example, I’m generously serenading Oliver with a riveting acoustic bass + vocal arrangement. He loves it. Keep your bandmates happy! #kamelot #oliverpalotai #seantibbetts #thomasyoungblood #tommykarevik #caseygrillo #Alissawhitegluz